I was talking to my friends last night about some good ways to keep yourself ocuppied while at home, besides just surfing the net or listening to music. Well, we came up with all the things you would expect, watching TV (Paris Hilton for sure!), reading magazines, deciding what clothes to wear, etc. Then one of my friends sent me the link to a new website she’d come across for an 8 ball pool website.

You know how sometimes in your life you just have one of those moments where you’re like, “How can something so simple and mundane take up so much of my time and keep me interested for so long?” Well, that’s what I had last night. I swear I must have been online for 6 hours playing pool. And it was so fun! First I started out with 8-ball, because that’s what I used to play at my grandmother’s house when I was a kid. After playing a few games of that, and realizing what fun it was I decided to check out some other games.

So I checked out one I’d never heard of before called 9-ball. Then I actually took the time to read the rules and learned how to play snooker. This is the game my uncles used to play when I was little and I’d just stare with a blank look on my face. Anyway, I learned so much about pool and got so into it that me and my friends have actually started going to the pool hall. Let me tell you, it’s definitely easier to play online.

In an effort to take the heat away from the Americans and its allies in Iraq, the U.S Government has announced yesterday that they will be employing the services of Paris Hilton to be the new Ambassador to the Middle East. Paris has begun undertaking Arabic Lessons in an effort to prepare for her new role. Paris is said to be ecstatic with the news and can’t wait to don a mini skirt and discuss the deep issues with the leaders of the Middle East.

First on the agenda for Paris will be the topic of fashion. Paris wants to discuss abolishing the niqab, burq and the hijab and making it mandatory for all Middle Eastern women to wear mini skirts and sport Louis Vuitton handbags equipped with pooper scooper. Paris is said to be preparing for a real shake up of the fashion industry in the Middle East even designing a new range of men’s thongs. Paris is believed to have said, ‘although Arab men are extremely hairy, a good thong in the summer is a must have item’.

After Paris is done on the fashion front her next phase will be to discuss the introduction of alcohol to the Middle East. This appears to be purely an effort to attract more patrons to her highly successful Club Paris is Baghdad. One hopes that over the next few months, leaders in the Middle East will come to see that the West just wants to have fun!

Now I know a lot of you people out there are haters of Paris Hilton and why wouldn’t you be – she’s young, she’s sexy and she’s rich. But let’s not confuse the word hate with envy. Whilst Paris may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, she certainly has to be given credit where credit is due. Unlike her friends Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, Paris has rarely been accused of any drug abuse. In an industry riddled with controversy over drug and substance abuse, Paris has done well to steer clear of such reports.

As with the latest controversy surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith and her son it seems that the abuse of drugs in Hollywood will never go away. I just hope that one day Paris will take advantage of the celebrity status that she holds and use it towards something beneficial for young girls around the world who idolize her. She would do well to follow in the foot steps of Angelina Jolie who is doing a great job around the world promoting various projects.

Having spent the last 3 years living in Tokyo Japan, I have become immersed in the fascinating pop culture that this City possesses. From the fashion conscious, brand totting hostesses to the gothic Lolita’s in Harajuku, Tokyo has to be one of the most diverse, intriguing and fashionable cities around. One of the more unusual styles is that of the Yamamba people. If you picture Paris Hilton in various sexy nursing uniforms, adorned with colorful accessories, sparkles and bucket loads of make-up then you’re getting the idea.

School girls as young as 14 sit on the streets of Shibuya in large groups looking like a convention of drag queens, exchanging the latest photos they have just taken at the game centre. From the stories I’ve heard, not only do they not shower or bathe for weeks on end, they even sell their soiled panties to dirty salary men lurking the streets.

I’ve yet to befriend a Yamamba girl; however they are always happy to pose for a happy snap that most foreigners request when they encounter them. It is my mission however to some how work my way into a group and try to figure out what in hell is actually going on in their minds and maybe pick up a few panties on the way.

My advice is that Miss Hilton should bring out a new range of clothing products targeted directly at these girls such as fetish, costume or even a panties range. If that doesn’t work she could certainly develop a chiuawa carry hand bag that I’m sure would be a hit with the Louis Vuitton carrying girls.

Have you ever wondered what the next big business opportunity for Paris Hilton is? Yes that’s right kids – nude yoga. Sources circulating around the web indicate that ‘The Hilton Heiress’ herself will be releasing her very own nude yoga DVD series. It appears the Simple Life star will be seen down and dirty on several yoga mats in such favorite postures as the shooting bow, the wheel, the plow and even the scorpion pose.

One can only hope that the new series will not only feature Paris in all her glory but that the yoga lessons will in fact take place in a steam room. With guess appearances by Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, this certainly appears to be a big hit amongst yoga enthusiasts – primarily catering to the ever increasing market of male yoga enthusiasts.

This new venture appears set to boost Paris’ already massive fortune and see her move into the healthy living market. I know I will certainly be buying a copy along with a six-pack of beer and a pizza for a good boy’s night in. I just hope she does a promotional tour to promote the new series.

I think there is something wrong with me! These days my time is taken up by reading Paris Hilton blogs or playing online pool games. I never seem to leave the house anymore. My friends think I am crazy because I love Paris Hilton so much. I have so many posters of her in my bedroom and when I am not reading gossip about her on the net I also like enjoying my second biggest hobby of playing online pool games. It’s such a cool game. You can play people from all over the world.

Last week I was playing this guy from Brazil. I kicked his arse like 5 times and he was like getting so totally pissed of with me. Finally we started to chat a little and I discovered he also loves Paris Hilton. We were talking about what posters we had and what the latest gossip was. It was sooo cool. We have now become good friends and I told him about this website. I hope you read my blog Hector and please leave me a comment!

Hey! Can anyone confirm this rumor for me…I live in Montana and I heard that Paris Hilton was recently spotted in a Bozeman Montana real estate agency looking for a new home. Now, I can’t believe this rumor is true. Why would Paris Hilton the heiress to the Hilton Fortune be interested in an apartment or house in Montana? She probably has mansions all over the world including the major cities in the States like LA or New York. Sure Montana has a lot to offer but surely someone of Paris’ caliber wouldn’t be interested in moving here.

I guess if she did move to Montana the tourism industry would really pick up. People would be coming from all over the States to try to get a glimpse of her. I know I will certainly be out with my camera looking for a photo op that I could sell to E news for several thousand dollars! I wonder if she will actually move here as her permanent residency? I highly doubt it but it would be really cool if she did!

Collins College is holding a charity event next month to raise awareness of a solid education amongst young people. Over the past few years, Colleges have seen a decrease in the number of students enrolling in course. Collins College has apparently hired the services of Paris Hilton to come and speak at the event and to sign autographs for the fans. It’s good to see Paris giving something back to the community and to use her celebrity to encourage more students to take up undergraduate studies.

Although Paris seems to have a lot of haters out there, I think overall most people be they a hater or not would still like an autograph by the sexy socialite. I know that I will certainly be attending the event in a hope to get to chat with the Hilton heiress. Whilst Paris may come across as a dumb blonde, I think overall she is probably quite an astute business woman. She has of course used her family’s name to enter the public eye, but her other business adventures seem to have become quite profitable for her.

About two months ago I and two friends decided to try out this hip new club on Sunset Strip in LA. It was a Friday night and we had met at about 7pm after work. We started off at a local bar and come midnight we jumped in a cab and headed for the new club. When we arrived at the club we noticed that there were loads of cops checking people for i.d. I asked some cute young girl what was happening. She told me that the police had targeted visitors to this club on numerous occasions before because it was a favorite hang out spot for Paris Hilton. This seemed a little odd to me. Why would the police be concerned about checking i.d. of people just because Paris Hilton came to the club?

Anyway, we finally got inside the club and it was banging. Awesome tunes were playing, they had a wicked sound system and laser show and at 3am a live performance by some new up and coming dj. As usual I drank my mojito’s and just tried to hit on every girl in the club. At about 4am a large crowd of people started mulling around the VIP area. I went to check it out but was pushed back by one of the security guards. Apparently Paris Hilton and a few other celebs had arrived and were chillin in the VIP section. Unfortunately I didn’t have a chance to see her, but I guess the girl outside wasn’t lying about the police.

Recently I was re-reading Paris Hilton’s fabulous book, “Confessions of an Heiress“and I came across the section where she was talking about what she likes to eat. Now if you haven’t read it you may be shocked to learn that she loves fast-food. Apparently she loves Taco Bell and McDonalds, and recommends regular doses of chocolate and Coca Cola. Who would’ve thought that a pop diva such as Paris would be into the same food you and I eat all the time!? One surprising thing though is that even with her busy schedule she still takes the time to make home cooked meals for her friends. I would imagine she would probably stick to some fairly easy recipes though, as she can’t have that much free time, you know. Read the rest of this entry »