Having spent the last 3 years living in Tokyo Japan, I have become immersed in the fascinating pop culture that this City possesses. From the fashion conscious, brand totting hostesses to the gothic Lolita’s in Harajuku, Tokyo has to be one of the most diverse, intriguing and fashionable cities around. One of the more unusual styles is that of the Yamamba people. If you picture Paris Hilton in various sexy nursing uniforms, adorned with colorful accessories, sparkles and bucket loads of make-up then you’re getting the idea.

School girls as young as 14 sit on the streets of Shibuya in large groups looking like a convention of drag queens, exchanging the latest photos they have just taken at the game centre. From the stories I’ve heard, not only do they not shower or bathe for weeks on end, they even sell their soiled panties to dirty salary men lurking the streets.

I’ve yet to befriend a Yamamba girl; however they are always happy to pose for a happy snap that most foreigners request when they encounter them. It is my mission however to some how work my way into a group and try to figure out what in hell is actually going on in their minds and maybe pick up a few panties on the way.

My advice is that Miss Hilton should bring out a new range of clothing products targeted directly at these girls such as fetish, costume or even a panties range. If that doesn’t work she could certainly develop a chiuawa carry hand bag that I’m sure would be a hit with the Louis Vuitton carrying girls.