So I stayed in this weekend with my friend who needed some company as she couldn’t go out of the house cause she had this gross pimple on her nose, but her girlfriends did and brought down all the goss. Apparently our Princess Paris didn’t show up as they thought she would but there were a couple of star sightings. There was a basketball player they couldn’t recognize but apparently they were told it was Korolev of the Clippers, and a top rapper.

I dunno, as of late Paris seems to be slacking in the going out and partying department. I wonder if she’s like taking a vacation from it; I wonder if she thinks partying is like a job she has to do, I mean she does get paid to make appearances at shindigs and box socials so maybe. I wish I had that job. Life’s easy for our Princess isn’t it?

By the way, if you are reading this Paris, I’ve seen those new pics of you on the internet and I have to say I love the new bra you’re sporting in them. Just gotta do something about your ‘accessory’ there. I go well with most colors and can make you look slimmer. Plus I have an Armani tattoo on my left butt cheek so I can pass off as being high end… I’m not really good at doing an Italian accent though. I always end up sounding like Tony Montana with a cold, and he’s Cuban.

If Paris Hilton were just regular girl (not that she really does anything extraordinary or in the least bit special… unless you count trashing super-cars on a regular basis a superpower, although it is hot) just like my neighbour or the girl who packs your groceries at the supermarket would I still be obsessed with her? Would I still love her more than my other Paris, my bike for whom I spare no expense buying only original Kawasaki Ninja parts? Wait… I actually love my bike more than famous Paris so that was a stupid question. Of course I would love my bike more if our Princess was just the girl who comes to shush you in the movie theatre.

The question is though: just how much would my love for Paris Hilton actually decrease if she were just like Jane? Would I even think she’s pretty? I actually don’t exactly know what she really looks like. I mean ‘really really’, like without the army of stylists and beauticians that follow her constantly, looking after every single stray strand of hair. I’m sure she’d still be hot… well… maybe… would she? Oh man, this post is turning really depressing.

Collins College is holding a charity event next month to raise awareness of a solid education amongst young people. Over the past few years, Colleges have seen a decrease in the number of students enrolling in course. Collins College has apparently hired the services of Paris Hilton to come and speak at the event and to sign autographs for the fans. It’s good to see Paris giving something back to the community and to use her celebrity to encourage more students to take up undergraduate studies.

Although Paris seems to have a lot of haters out there, I think overall most people be they a hater or not would still like an autograph by the sexy socialite. I know that I will certainly be attending the event in a hope to get to chat with the Hilton heiress. Whilst Paris may come across as a dumb blonde, I think overall she is probably quite an astute business woman. She has of course used her family’s name to enter the public eye, but her other business adventures seem to have become quite profitable for her.

We all know our lovely Paris likes to stay in shape. But there’s more to exercise than just staying in the gym and working out. I don’t really know if she does that really, but she must do something to work off all that McDonald’s food she supposedly eats.  I’ve seen her riding a pink chopper and she’s famously got a pink car, but what I’d really like to see is her riding a pink kawasaki ninja. Those bikes are slick, and her riding one would be even slicker! (more…)