With all the success and wealth the Hilton family seems to be acquiring on a daily basis, I thought it about time to buy stocks in the Hilton organization. I’ve never actually invested in stocks before but with all the publicity that Paris Hilton seems to get, I’m sure that can only increase the value of the Hilton dividend. I would really love to see the bank balance of Paris Hilton’s account someday. One can only imagine how much available cash that girl has to buy almost anything she likes. Hell, she could even buy me for a million dollars and I’d dance around naked like a monkey.

It certainly would be nice to be able to not worry about cash and know that you have an endless supply for the rest of your life. I’d really love to apply for a black American Express card. I think they are so cool. They apparently have no preset spending limit. Can you imagine being able to buy a personal jet or an apartment block and just charge it to your Amex card? It seems the rich can just get more and more too, because the amount of points you would get on a purchase like that could probably see you afford a new Hummer for free. Well, I guess I will have to just keep on dreaming or try to find myself a rich celebrity wife to marry.