I wonder if Paris Hilton ever reads these websites that fans have setup in honor of them. If you do Paris – I would like to offer you an all inclusive holidays to Kos. Recently, I purchase a tour package to go to Kos with my girlfriend. Unfortunately we recently broke up and now I don’t have anyone to go with. Soooo, Paris if you are reading this then please post a comment with your contact details and I will get in touch with you.

Naturally, as I would be paying for the cost of this trip, I would expect some favors in return. Maybe a home movie or some body to body oil rubs. We would be staying in the Hilton Hotel, so you needn’t worry about safety. I am a 29 year old male, disease free and very clean. We could enjoy water sports in the day like surfing or even some scuba diving. Then at night we could enjoy candle lit dinners on the sand as we watch the sun go down.

After dinner we could make our way back to the hotel and there I would pop a bottle of Cristal. Next we would take a nice spa bath with bubbles and rose petals followed by a body to body oil slide. Sooner or later I’d have to dress you up in some sexy lingerie. Finally, I could setup a video camera and we could film ourselves while we made love into the early hours of the morning. So, Paris – get online and hit me back so I can organize this trip

Hey guys. I was recently on a Greek Island holidays tour when I saw Paris Hilton bathing topless on the island of Mykonos. God what a beautiful sight! Can you imagine how I felt when I came in from the beautiful turquoise waters only to be greeted by Paris slowly removing her pink bikini top meters away from my towel?

My first instinct was to run up to her and declare my love. However on further inspection it was clear that the two buff men sitting behind her were in fact her personal body guards. I decided I would sneak a picture using my mobile phone. After careful positioning under my towel, I managed to get off a few happy snaps only to discover later that the images were unrecognizable.

It seems that every time I encounter a celebrity sighting I never have my real camera with me or the nerves to approach them with a piece of paper and pen. I guess if I was a celebrity, then I too wouldn’t want to be approached by some stranger asking for my autograph, especially if I was topless. Well at least I will always keep this memory with me even though none of my friends believe me.