Recently I was re-reading Paris Hilton’s fabulous book, “Confessions of an Heiress“and I came across the section where she was talking about what she likes to eat. Now if you haven’t read it you may be shocked to learn that she loves fast-food. Apparently she loves Taco Bell and McDonalds, and recommends regular doses of chocolate and Coca Cola. Who would’ve thought that a pop diva such as Paris would be into the same food you and I eat all the time!? One surprising thing though is that even with her busy schedule she still takes the time to make home cooked meals for her friends. I would imagine she would probably stick to some fairly easy recipes though, as she can’t have that much free time, you know. (more…)

I was doing a web search recently and I came across something unexpected.  Did you know there is a Paris Hilton Web Browser? I was going to try it out, but I’m so happy with FireFox that I know nothing could make me change, even a browser starring my favorite Celebrity. So I had to content myself with talking to one of my friends on Yahoo web messenger while she tried it out and told me all its quirks.  Basically it’s just a pink web browser is what she told me. (more…)

I was so happy last week when my gay lover Bruce bought me the new Paris Hilton CD entitled ‘Paris’. This has to be one of the best CD’s on the market. Her voice is so amazing and sexy. I even bought some special CD envelopes to put the CD in so that it won’t get scratched or damaged. I love listening to her music and dancing naked around the house. Sometimes Bruce will come home and just watch me dancing around like a queen. I’ve heard that Paris employed the services of music producer Scott Storch to produce this CD. I believe he is part of the Roots band, but I’m not sure. All I know is that when I go to a gay club and they play one of her songs, I’m like a raging bull on the dance floor. Nobody better get in my space.

Another pop princess I really love is Kylie Minogue. She is one of my all time favorite pop singers. She is a pioneer in the gay community and has brought out some really great gay club tracks. My dream is to someday go to a Kylie concert or better still go to Club Paris in Las Vegas. It would be so amazing if Paris was actually at the club when I went there, because I am seriously her biggest fan. I love her style, her Gucci and Louis Vuitton bags. She is just so chic. And, I don’t care what people say about her, she isn’t stupid! I love you Paris.

With all the success and wealth the Hilton family seems to be acquiring on a daily basis, I thought it about time to buy stocks in the Hilton organization. I’ve never actually invested in stocks before but with all the publicity that Paris Hilton seems to get, I’m sure that can only increase the value of the Hilton dividend. I would really love to see the bank balance of Paris Hilton’s account someday. One can only imagine how much available cash that girl has to buy almost anything she likes. Hell, she could even buy me for a million dollars and I’d dance around naked like a monkey.

It certainly would be nice to be able to not worry about cash and know that you have an endless supply for the rest of your life. I’d really love to apply for a black American Express card. I think they are so cool. They apparently have no preset spending limit. Can you imagine being able to buy a personal jet or an apartment block and just charge it to your Amex card? It seems the rich can just get more and more too, because the amount of points you would get on a purchase like that could probably see you afford a new Hummer for free. Well, I guess I will have to just keep on dreaming or try to find myself a rich celebrity wife to marry.

All you gadget lovers out there have surely heard and seen all the hype surrounding Apple’s new iPhone. It’s got no buttons, it’s supposedly cooler than an iPod, and it’s got a price tag that although steep for us mere mortals would be a drop in the bucket to our favorite celeb.  One thing that I’m interested in seeing is the iPhone accessories that come out following the release of this technological wonder.  You’ve seen all those amazing iPod accessories around, from diamond studded carrying cases to plug in microphones, I can’t wait to get the iPhone just for the accessories.  (more…)

Over the past few weeks I’ve been considering buying a new car. Currently, I own a 1992 Toyota MR2. It’s a great little sports car with a two liter turbo engine. Whilst I love the fact that it has a targa roof, the problem is that it has just two seats. This use to be fun when my girlfriend and I went cruising, but when you are with a group of people it can become quite a pain. I went into the bank to enquire about a loan. They said they offer secured loans on any new car purchases. Basically, this means that if I default on any of my payments, they will take my car as collateral.

So, now I am tossing up what kind of car I should buy. As I am a huge Paris Hilton fan, I thought what kind of car would Paris’ boyfriend drive? Probably something outrageously expensive, like a Porsche or a Ferrari. Unfortunately, I don’t have an unlimited bank account so I will have to go with something a little more inexpensive like a Mustang. I’ve heard that Paris Hilton actually owns a bright pink Mustang that her father bought for her 21st birthday. I can’t imagine someone of Paris Hiltons size being able to handle the power of a 350+ horsepower monster. I would have thought that she would be getting driven around in limos anyways!